Please switch “Appalachian Trail” to “Argentina” in the letter below, and any reference to “what” you were doing to “who” you were doing.

I don’t care if you had an affair — that’s something for your wife, your children, a good counselor, and a lawyer with very sharp teeth to handle. But I’m still interested in knowing if you left without anyone having any information about where you were and if they were unable to reach you, or if you just hired a bunch of people who were covering for you and decided the best thing to say was, “gee, we don’t know where he is”. In either case, I think your judgment is too skewed to make a good president, governor, and certainly husband.

Lisa