Dear Staples*,

You know the ad with the guy who screams about the great deals? It sucks. And it’s no better now that you’ve added that actor Joey Slotnick. It still sucks. So take it off the air, fire the ad agency, and do something different. Okay?

Thanks.

Lisa

*And that crazily bad advertising agency you’re using.

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