PS: Dear Gov. Sanford,

Please switch “Appalachian Trail” to “Argentina” in the letter below, and any reference to “what” you were doing to “who” you were doing. I don’t care if you had an affair — that’s something for your wife, your children, a good counselor, and a lawyer with very sharp teeth to handle. But I’m still interested…

Dear PETA,

I’m all for the ethical treatment of animals, be they the ones that are our companions at home, those that live in the wild and are impacted by our encroachment on their environment, or the ones we raise or catch for food. I think that how humanely we treat other creatures says a lot about…