Bad Journalist! No Bagel!

Every time I hear something about the Trayvon Martin case, I feel sick to my stomach. There is no case, ever, in which it’s okay that a 17 year old dies of a gunshot wound. Part of what angers me is the case itself. George Zimmerman may very well have felt his life was in…

To the Mother of the Barefoot Bandit:

I suppose this is the first time in a long time you have been disappointed in your son, Colton Harris-Moore. His capture in the Bahamas went directly against what you had told him to do: evade authorities and find a place that had no extradition treaty with the United States. Maybe he didn’t know the…

Dear Woody Allen,

So you don’t think Roman Polanski can be punished? How ’bout you deliver up one of your young daughters to him when she turns 13 in a couple years. If he drugs her and has sex with her, then tell me if you still think that he’s suffered enough. Lisa

Dear Michael Vick,

What you did disgusts me. That you only served a couple years in prison is an abomination and a blot on our justice system. But you say you want and deserve a second chance. Here’s a couple of suggestions on  how you can redeem yourself: 1.  First, donate your entire salary for your first year…

Dear Rihanna

I read the police report today. Don’t go back. You deserve someone who knows that you don’t punch out someone you’re in love with. And shame on all your “friends” who are in any way encouraging you to get back together. Is it really that nice at Diddy’s house that it makes up for being…