Writing the good read
I know you have a thing against thrift shops, but there are a lot of people in the country now who don’t have a lot of money to spend on clothing. For them thrift stores, Target, Wal-Mart, and Sears are the best they can do. So I have a challenge for you: why don’t you…
Wandering through a Sears the other day with a friend, we thought that you really missed an opportunity with Sarah Palin. If you had to prettify her for her campaign appearances, why not go to a store that a hockey mom would be more likely to patronize? Why not spend $5,000 at Sears or Target,…
I love your writing. I think you are witty and charming and the only thing better than reading you is hearing you read your own work. But most of the time, it’s me reading your books. And most of the time, I’m doing it at night before bed. So I’m begging you, please please please…
I realize that you feel a sense of panic about falling polls, but to try to tar Barak Obama as a friend of a terrorist seems a little extreme. Do you really think that he’s a friend of terrorists? Bill Ayers was never convicted of a crime. He may have held beliefs that you don’t…