{"id":916,"date":"2014-06-13T23:23:27","date_gmt":"2014-06-14T06:23:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/?p=916"},"modified":"2014-06-13T23:23:27","modified_gmt":"2014-06-14T06:23:27","slug":"decorations-unnatural-natural","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/decorations-unnatural-natural\/","title":{"rendered":"Decorations: Unnatural and natural"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/snoqualmie-falls.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-917\" src=\"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/snoqualmie-falls-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"snoqualmie falls\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/snoqualmie-falls-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/snoqualmie-falls-900x675.jpg 900w, http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/snoqualmie-falls.jpg 960w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not Martha. I don&#8217;t do detail work well. I will never be a cake decorator or do some fine stitchery. But I have been crafting up a storm to create decorations for my 50th birthday party tomorrow. Today was a big final push in getting decorations together. And then I thought about how ridiculous it was for me to try to decorate when about 40 minutes up the road there&#8217;s something like Snoqualmie Falls, pictured above two years ago on my 48th birthday.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what I call decoration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not Martha. I don&#8217;t do detail work well. I will never be a cake decorator or do some fine stitchery. But I have been crafting up a storm to create decorations for my 50th birthday party tomorrow. Today was a big final push in getting decorations together. And then I thought about how ridiculous&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,532],"tags":[693,468],"class_list":["post-916","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthdays","category-blogathon","tag-freelance-success-wordcount-blogathon","tag-snoqualmie-falls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=916"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":918,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/916\/revisions\/918"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}