{"id":713,"date":"2013-06-15T12:39:45","date_gmt":"2013-06-15T19:39:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/?p=713"},"modified":"2013-06-15T12:39:45","modified_gmt":"2013-06-15T19:39:45","slug":"when-you-speak-to-the-universe-its-best-to-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/when-you-speak-to-the-universe-its-best-to-lie\/","title":{"rendered":"When you speak to the universe, it&#8217;s best to lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In my 49 years, I have gained some wisdom. Some, like don&#8217;t touch fire, came easily, if painfully. Others, such as daring the universe to laugh at you by speaking aloud the Always and Nevers of your belief system, I have learned only slowly and with much pain.<\/p>\n<p>For example, about 12 years ago, I was interviewing the chairman and CEO of the <a title=\"Book of the week: Dad edition\" href=\"http:\/\/www.arthritis.org\/\">Arthritis Foundation<\/a> about the new treatments coming on line for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.arthritis.org\/conditions-treatments\/disease-center\/rheumatoid-arthritis\/\">Rheumatoid Arthritis<\/a>, and I had the temerity to say out loud that if you have to get an autoimmune disease, well, that was the one to get. I was speaking from the perspective of knowing my mom&#8217;s autoimmune history includes two rare diseases &#8212;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov\/pubmedhealth\/PMH0001291\/\"> autoimmune hepatitis <\/a>and <a href=\"http:\/\/digestive.niddk.nih.gov\/ddiseases\/pubs\/primarybiliarycirrhosis\/index.aspx\">primary biliary cirrhosis<\/a> &#8212; which have little research funding and few treatment options. Less than a year later, I was diagnosed with RA. Haha, says the universe.<\/p>\n<p>There are other occasions, times I&#8217;ve said, &#8220;I will never do&#8221; this or &#8220;I could handle that better than her&#8221; and fate has contrived to test my mettle. It occurs to me that when I said I would consider<a href=\"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/?p=726\"> risking my life <\/a>for a bone marrow transplant, that I may have inadvertently dared the world to find a reason for me to need one. I&#8217;ve decided I need to change some of the things I say out loud and hope the gods in charge react in the same perverse way as they have in the past.<\/p>\n<p>So:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I would never date George Clooney.<\/li>\n<li>If I won the lotto or came into a huge hunk of money, it wouldn&#8217;t make me crazy.<\/li>\n<li>I couldn&#8217;t handle a well-behaved dog.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m glad I have a son who feels comfortable enough to keep his room in its &#8220;natural&#8221; messy state; if it was clean, I would wonder what was wrong with him.<\/li>\n<li>I will never gloat on social media if books I write make it to the best sellers lists and are made into hugely successful films.<\/li>\n<li>I have no idea what I&#8217;d write about if I suddenly was cured of RA.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The ball is in your court universe. I await your responses with interest.<\/p>\n<p><em>What would you tell the universe in hopes that the opposite happened? What has happened when you have dared fate?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my 49 years, I have gained some wisdom. Some, like don&#8217;t touch fire, came easily, if painfully. Others, such as daring the universe to laugh at you by speaking aloud the Always and Nevers of your belief system, I have learned only slowly and with much pain. 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