{"id":307,"date":"2009-03-05T18:35:15","date_gmt":"2009-03-06T01:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/letterstofamouspeople\/?p=63"},"modified":"2009-03-05T18:35:15","modified_gmt":"2009-03-06T01:35:15","slug":"dear-rihanna","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/dear-rihanna\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Rihanna"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I read the police report today. Don&#8217;t go back. You deserve someone who knows that you don&#8217;t punch out someone you&#8217;re in love with. And shame on all your &#8220;friends&#8221; who are in any way encouraging you to get back together. Is it really that nice at Diddy&#8217;s house that it makes up for being a punching bag?<\/p>\n<p>Lisa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I read the police report today. Don&#8217;t go back. You deserve someone who knows that you don&#8217;t punch out someone you&#8217;re in love with. And shame on all your &#8220;friends&#8221; who are in any way encouraging you to get back together. Is it really that nice at Diddy&#8217;s house that it makes up for being&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,229],"tags":[254],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-criminals","category-singers","tag-domestic-violence"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}