{"id":275,"date":"2011-05-24T20:57:50","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T03:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/eatreadandbeharried\/?p=275"},"modified":"2011-05-24T20:57:50","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T03:57:50","slug":"theres-no-place-like-bed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/theres-no-place-like-bed\/","title":{"rendered":"There&#8217;s no place like bed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I do my best writing when I should be sleeping. Usually, there is no computer or paper and pencil. As I drift off, I write &#8212; ledes to the stories I have due later in the week, very clever blog-posts, 140-character masterpieces of Twitter, and some of the most scathing (and of course effective) letters to company executives, politicians, and writers I want to stalk.<\/p>\n<p>If only I could harness my talents when I&#8217;m sitting in front of a computer.<\/p>\n<p>Still, as my cousin Alexa used to say as a toddler, &#8220;I make a yivving&#8221; (in response to the question: are you comfortable &#8212; she was taught this by evil older relatives that were not me). That means I write &#8212; thousands of words every month, many of them for actual money.<\/p>\n<p>Like many other writers, I find the hardest part of writing the actual starting. I don&#8217;t have trouble once I type that first word. I do the interviews, at night, as I drift off, I write the story in my head. Then in the morning I sit down at the desktop and&#8230;check Facebook, answer email, watch whatever clever video my brother has sent (doesn&#8217;t he have a job?). Maybe I do some writing, with the dog licking my elbow as I type.<\/p>\n<p>As a teenager, I would do my homework while listening to music or watching TV. I liked the ambient noise, the built in breaks (commercials are usually long enough to finish a couple physics or calculus problems, do some French translation, read a few pages of Flaubert). And I was a highly successful student. Now, I do the same thing. I sit on the couch, as I am now, with my feet on the coffee table and the dog curled in a ball at my side (or stretched the length of the couch, pushing me into a small corner). The laptop is open, the TV is on &#8212; I&#8217;m waiting for the finale of <em>Glee<\/em> &#8212; and I&#8217;m writing. 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