{"id":229,"date":"2011-05-10T18:48:27","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T01:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/eatreadandbeharried\/?p=229"},"modified":"2011-05-10T18:48:27","modified_gmt":"2011-05-11T01:48:27","slug":"haiku-tuesday-looking-for-the-fair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/haiku-tuesday-looking-for-the-fair\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Tuesday: Looking for the Fair"},"content":{"rendered":"

Today is Haiku Tuesday for the 2011 WordCount Blogathon. Below are some musings on “fair” in 17 syllables.<\/em><\/p>\n

Who says life is fair?
\nFair is a place with fried food
\nNot something you’re owed<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

If you want balance
\nFind a supermarket scale
\nLoad it with apples<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Justice may be served
\nBut maybe you can’t see it
\nUntil you are dead<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

And on a completely different topic<\/em><\/p>\n

Haiku was the first
\nTwitter? Johnny-come-lately
\nAn easier task<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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