{"id":229,"date":"2011-05-10T18:48:27","date_gmt":"2011-05-11T01:48:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/eatreadandbeharried\/?p=229"},"modified":"2011-05-10T18:48:27","modified_gmt":"2011-05-11T01:48:27","slug":"haiku-tuesday-looking-for-the-fair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/haiku-tuesday-looking-for-the-fair\/","title":{"rendered":"Haiku Tuesday: Looking for the Fair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Today is Haiku Tuesday for the 2011 WordCount Blogathon. Below are some musings on &#8220;fair&#8221; in 17 syllables.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Who says life is fair?<br \/>\nFair is a place with fried food<br \/>\nNot something you&#8217;re owed<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If you want balance<br \/>\nFind a supermarket scale<br \/>\nLoad it with apples<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Justice may be served<br \/>\nBut maybe you can&#8217;t see it<br \/>\nUntil you are dead<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>And on a completely different topic<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Haiku was the first<br \/>\nTwitter? Johnny-come-lately<br \/>\nAn easier task<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Haiku Tuesday for the 2011 WordCount Blogathon. Below are some musings on &#8220;fair&#8221; in 17 syllables. Who says life is fair? Fair is a place with fried food Not something you&#8217;re owed &nbsp; If you want balance Find a supermarket scale Load it with apples &nbsp; Justice may be served But maybe you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[35,36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-words","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}