{"id":143,"date":"2010-05-25T22:45:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T05:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/letterstofamouspeople\/?p=143"},"modified":"2010-05-25T22:45:58","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T05:45:58","slug":"dear-lindsey-lohan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/dear-lindsey-lohan\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Lindsey Lohan,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find myself chagrined to be writing a letter to you. That&#8217;s not what I envisioned when I started this blog. However, I saw a picture of you in court the other day and almost fainted. No matter what color your hair or how strung out you were, you used to be a really pretty girl. I&#8217;m coming up in a few years on a half century of life and <em>I<\/em> look younger than you do.<\/p>\n<p>If nothing else gets you to change your ways, take a good look at the pictures that are being taken of you; hold up the mirror that&#8217;s on your &#8220;coffee&#8221; table and look at yourself under real light &#8212; like during the day when the sun shines. You&#8217;re face is telling you something that hangers on are probably loathe to say: stop it.<\/p>\n<p>Your body has had enough. And while you said in the past that you loved Marilyn Monroe and identified with her in some way, you really don&#8217;t want to be dead before you&#8217;ve hit 25 do you? She even made it to 36. And she looked better at the end than you do now. You&#8217;re closer to how Judy Garland looked at the end. Puffy, wrinkled, unkempt. You look like you smell bad. Get a grip girl. America loves a comeback. Give us one.<\/p>\n<p>Good Luck<\/p>\n<p>Lisa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find myself chagrined to be writing a letter to you. That&#8217;s not what I envisioned when I started this blog. However, I saw a picture of you in court the other day and almost fainted. 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