{"id":143,"date":"2010-05-25T22:45:58","date_gmt":"2010-05-26T05:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/letterstofamouspeople\/?p=143"},"modified":"2010-05-25T22:45:58","modified_gmt":"2010-05-26T05:45:58","slug":"dear-lindsey-lohan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/dear-lindsey-lohan\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Lindsey Lohan,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find myself chagrined to be writing a letter to you. That&#8217;s not what I envisioned when I started this blog. However, I saw a picture of you in court the other day and almost fainted. No matter what color your hair or how strung out you were, you used to be a really pretty girl. I&#8217;m coming up in a few years on a half century of life and <em>I<\/em> look younger than you do.<\/p>\n<p>If nothing else gets you to change your ways, take a good look at the pictures that are being taken of you; hold up the mirror that&#8217;s on your &#8220;coffee&#8221; table and look at yourself under real light &#8212; like during the day when the sun shines. You&#8217;re face is telling you something that hangers on are probably loathe to say: stop it.<\/p>\n<p>Your body has had enough. And while you said in the past that you loved Marilyn Monroe and identified with her in some way, you really don&#8217;t want to be dead before you&#8217;ve hit 25 do you? She even made it to 36. And she looked better at the end than you do now. You&#8217;re closer to how Judy Garland looked at the end. Puffy, wrinkled, unkempt. You look like you smell bad. Get a grip girl. America loves a comeback. Give us one.<\/p>\n<p>Good Luck<\/p>\n<p>Lisa<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I find myself chagrined to be writing a letter to you. That&#8217;s not what I envisioned when I started this blog. However, I saw a picture of you in court the other day and almost fainted. No matter what color your hair or how strung out you were, you used to be a really pretty&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[224],"tags":[272],"class_list":["post-143","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movie-stars","tag-lindsay-lohan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=143"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/143\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=143"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=143"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=143"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}