{"id":133,"date":"2010-05-13T21:27:55","date_gmt":"2010-05-14T04:27:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/letterstofamouspeople\/?p=133"},"modified":"2010-05-13T21:27:55","modified_gmt":"2010-05-14T04:27:55","slug":"dear-staples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/dear-staples\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Staples*,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know the ad with the guy who screams about the great deals? It sucks. And it&#8217;s no better now that you&#8217;ve added that actor Joey Slotnick. It still sucks. So take it off the air, fire the ad agency, and do something different. Okay?<\/p>\n<p>Thanks.<\/p>\n<p>Lisa<\/p>\n<p>*And that crazily bad advertising agency you&#8217;re using.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know the ad with the guy who screams about the great deals? It sucks. And it&#8217;s no better now that you&#8217;ve added that actor Joey Slotnick. It still sucks. So take it off the air, fire the ad agency, and do something different. Okay? Thanks. Lisa *And that crazily bad advertising agency you&#8217;re using.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[232],"tags":[234,304],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-television-un-fan-mail","tag-advertising","tag-staples"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}