{"id":115,"date":"2010-05-27T19:17:25","date_gmt":"2010-05-28T02:17:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/eatreadandbeharried\/?p=115"},"modified":"2010-05-27T19:17:25","modified_gmt":"2010-05-28T02:17:25","slug":"four-things-i-learned-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/four-things-i-learned-today\/","title":{"rendered":"Four things I learned today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe there were more than four things, but these stood out:<\/p>\n<p>1. The design isn&#8217;t intelligent if the parts wear out before the productive life of the unit is over. Teeth were not meant for a life of 80 or 90 years, and dentists make a living off this fact.<\/p>\n<p>2. It&#8217;s not fun getting up at 5 a.m. to see your husband and son off on a daylong field trip to Vancouver BC when you know you&#8217;ll be in a dental chair for two hours.<\/p>\n<p>3. Even if you can choose whatever you want for dinner, it&#8217;s not as much fun eating it alone as something less tasty is when you dine with said husband and son.<\/p>\n<p>4. The house remains exceptionally quiet without my dog. And since the boys won&#8217;t be home until after 10 p.m., I imagine the silence will only grow more pervasive.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s a bonus. Here I sit missing the noise and I know with a certainty that I will be upset with the noise of tomorrow morning or tomorrow night. I will forget that I had this time to myself and all I could think of was how much I missed my family.<\/p>\n<p>You see, we&#8217;re back to unintelligent design again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Maybe there were more than four things, but these stood out: 1. The design isn&#8217;t intelligent if the parts wear out before the productive life of the unit is over. Teeth were not meant for a life of 80 or 90 years, and dentists make a living off this fact. 2. It&#8217;s not fun getting&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[10,26,27],"tags":[72,774,778,784,204],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","category-pets","category-philosophy","tag-dentistry","tag-family","tag-pets","tag-travel","tag-vancouver-bc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}