{"id":111,"date":"2010-05-24T22:58:36","date_gmt":"2010-05-25T05:58:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/eatreadandbeharried\/?p=111"},"modified":"2010-05-24T22:58:36","modified_gmt":"2010-05-25T05:58:36","slug":"my-world-in-17-syllables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/my-world-in-17-syllables\/","title":{"rendered":"My world in 17 syllables"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is haiku day<\/p>\n<p>for Blogathon 20-10<\/p>\n<p>Need more syllables<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>One lonely bagel<\/p>\n<p>Sits among seven croissants<\/p>\n<p>It begs to be ate<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Three people need more<\/p>\n<p>than one working computer<\/p>\n<p>Need adapter quick<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Bar Mitzvah countown<\/p>\n<p>Just 19 days to finish<\/p>\n<p>Will it all be done?<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Two months without Kate<\/p>\n<p>I miss her soft ears, wet tongue<\/p>\n<p>The clank of her chain<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s quiet up here<\/p>\n<p>Just soft snores from the next room<\/p>\n<p>And one machine hums<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>Banana shampoo<\/p>\n<p>Pomegranate wrinkle cream<\/p>\n<p>Food is for beauty<\/p>\n<p>***<\/p>\n<p>I ask: how long tired?<\/p>\n<p>She says: When does college start?<\/p>\n<p>I answer: early.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It is haiku day for Blogathon 20-10 Need more syllables *** One lonely bagel Sits among seven croissants It begs to be ate *** Three people need more than one working computer Need adapter quick *** Bar Mitzvah countown Just 19 days to finish Will it all be done? *** Two months without Kate I&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[776,793],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-haiku","tag-wordcount-blogathon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/landguppy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}